For the past 30 to 45 minutes, a car alarm has been going off downstairs. It stops every couple of minutes, putting my brain at ease. Then it starts off again.
When I was at SXSW, I walked by a car whose alarm had been going off intermittently. On the windshield, someone had tucked this note:
I am seriously contemplating replicating that note and sticking it on the windshield. It will beat the other alternative, which is blowing up the car.
Oh dear God, there it goes again.