Mom: I saw this Lemmy documentary on TV. You know Lemmy?
Me: Yeah, I know who Lemmy is.
Mom: For the first half of it, they showed Dave Grohl shirtless.
Mom: I don’t know, I think your dad has more muscle.
::my brain begins burning in an infinite loop::
Then I can overhear my dad saying, “What are you all talking about?”
Mom: We’re talking about if you or Dave Grohl have more muscle.
Me: THERE IS NO WE IN THIS CONVERSATION, MOM. GOD.