RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEIR TOUR AND THEY WILL BE PLAYING IN TEXAS IN MARCH.
I DON’T KNOW WHY I AM STILL WRITING IN ALL CAPS SO I WILL STOP NOW.
I’ve never seen them perform, which sucks because now I’ll never get to see them with Frusciante.
But who cares, it’s still the Chili Peppers. I’ll get to see Anthony and his wavy hand dance LIVE.
P.S. Anthony, you still have three months before you reach Texas, so that’s plenty of time to shave your porn stache.