Tonight, Patrick, Conrad, and I went to a sing-along. These sing-alongs are always a lot of fun. I was especially pumped because tonight’s consisted solely of QUEEN AND DAVID BOWIE VIDEOS. It was so awesome. We all wore fake mustaches and tried in vain to hit Freddie Mercury’s impossible high notes.
The videos varied between epic and just plain weird (usually the Bowie ones). “Dancing in the Street,” however, levels on a category of ridiculous not seen since the “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)” and “With or Without You” videos.
SO many questions – why are they dressed like they’re about to power walk around the mall? Why is Mick Jagger trying so hard to infect us all with his JOYOUS ENERGY by the power of Crazy Eyes? What’s with David Bowie’s Matrix leap? The random alternating karate kicks? Can you FEEL the sexual tension?
The best part is when Mick Jagger just decides to chug something during the take. That’s called not giving a shit.