Things I’d Like to Tell Facebook Friends #3

Dear friend,

I see from your status update that you’re having a bad day.  Whataburger gave you the wrong order?  And then they gave you a lemon pie when you didn’t even ORDER a lemon pie?

THOSE ASSHOLES.

HOW COULD THEY?

GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN?

I hope that your day gets better after sharing the terrible injustices you have just experienced to your friends on Facebook.

Sincerely,

Jenny

P.S. I hope you realized that the “OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THEY????” comment I left on your status update was total sarcasm.

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