Everyone, Please Shut Up About Snooki’s Supposed Pregnancy

The only dialogue that should be resulting from this “news” is how birth control is not 100% effective, and that people who are too stupid to procreate should REALLY consider using a back-up method.

Damn, I feel sorry for that kid.

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5 thoughts on “Everyone, Please Shut Up About Snooki’s Supposed Pregnancy

  1. I agree, although I have to admit, I do think the jokes about religious anti-birth-control nutjobs are reconsidering their case due to Snooki’s pregnancy are pretty funny (although getting a bit overdone).

  2. I’m actually a little interested in how MTV will handle a shit storm like that. Will she become more responsible? Will she continue she stupid drunken sexcapades? Will they continue the trashy show?

  3. i was actually thinking that even a picture of her makes my penis run up inside me and hide, so i don’t understand how there was enough viagra or potential fame in the universe that could enable someone to knock her up….

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