No More Caffeine

I think I’m effectively finished with caffeine.

Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it sure has not been loving me lately. I can’t enjoy caffeine like a normal person anymore.  If I have coffee, I go from being a rational person to, “OH GOD, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ONE DAY AND THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO TAKE OUR SOULS ONE BY ONE AND DISASTER IS IMMINENT.”  This is all set to the soundtrack of my heart beating at 300 beats per minute.

Fuck you, caffeine. I’m done.

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2 thoughts on “No More Caffeine

  1. LOL. I miss caffeine oh-so-much these days, but I’ve been a bit less anxious since I’ve cut (most of) it out of my diet.

    Chocolate doesn’t count. Nor green tea.

    • Yeah, you’re smart. I’m done with it.

      Caffeine is so negligible in chocolate and green tea, right? Then again, I had a snapple with green and black tea in it right before bed, and I was restless all through the night.

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