I think I’m effectively finished with caffeine.
Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it sure has not been loving me lately. I can’t enjoy caffeine like a normal person anymore. If I have coffee, I go from being a rational person to, “OH GOD, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ONE DAY AND THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO TAKE OUR SOULS ONE BY ONE AND DISASTER IS IMMINENT.” This is all set to the soundtrack of my heart beating at 300 beats per minute.
Fuck you, caffeine. I’m done.