My celebrity gossip interest is not as bad as it once was, but it still requires me to visit People.com multiple times a day.
I AM ASHAMED TO ADMIT THIS SO LIMIT YOUR JUDGMENT.
One of today’s headlines:
WOW REALLY? THIS IS SUCH A FASCINATING AND LIFE-CHANGING HEADLINE. CELEBRITIES REALLY ARE LIKE US.
And when you actually click on the article to read it, it’s totally about something else, and the only mention of a shower comes courtesy of a two-sentence blurb at the end.
I also clicked on two Kardashian-related stories today, so the self-loathing has reached critical levels.
I should begin writing similar articles of non-interest about myself on my blog.