The Joys of Housebreaking

“Oh! My puppy is by the door! Let me take him outside.  He’s catching on!”

Take puppy downstairs.

Puppy meanders in the yard and eats grass.

Take puppy back upstairs.

Puppy proceeds to sit by the door.

“No. We were just outside two seconds ago and all you did was eat grass.”

Puppy walks away from the door and pees on the carpet.

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