Unsolicited Advice to Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor Swift,

If you want to find True Love Forever, I don’t think you’re going to find it with an eighteen-year-old boy.

Come on, we were both eighteen once. Trust me on this.

This is all I have to offer, since you’ve had like four times the number of boyfriends I’ve ever had. 

Sincerely,

Jenny

P.S. Your hair looks super awesome and I want it.

P.P.S. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR SONGS SO GODDAMN CATCHY?

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