I just heard a really bad advertisement for the Grey’s Anatomy episode airing tonight, and it continues to be very formulaic.
Narrator: Tonight on Grey’s Anatomy, the doctors must work in (insert disaster that has a low statistical probability of actually occurring AND hasn’t already been featured in a previous season finale).
Doctor #1: I can’t work in (insert conditions from this season’s heavily anticipated disaster, even though, given the track record of the show, the doctors should be well-equipped to work in just about any scenario known to man, including volcanic eruptions).
Doctor #2: WHY ISN’T THIS PATIENT BREATHING?*
*We all know the patient will breathe by the end of the episode.